Report: Fossil Creek

LOC: Fort Worth, TX | REF: FOS-26

Auditor Status

Fran_Cert

Capital Outlay

$75

Overall Misery Index

3.6

Logjam Risk

High

I. Auditor's Sentiment

Arnold Palmer’s revenge. It’s a target golf nightmare. If you don't have the "Zoomies" to keep up with the frantic pace of play, the Marshals will hunt you down.

Nap Quality: 3/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

[Metric Definitions]
Safari Exposure
4/5
H2-O-S***
4/5
The Zoomies
4/5
Volatility of Implosion
4/5
Total Kibble Premium
2/5
Tee-Box Stagnation Risk
4/5

Final Audit Conclusion

EQUITY DRAIN