Report: Lake Arlington

LOC: Arlington, TX | REF: LAK-26

Auditor Status

Fran_Cert

Capital Outlay

$59

Overall Misery Index

2.8

Logjam Risk

Medium

I. Auditor's Sentiment

"The Hydrated Asset." If the name didn't give it away, you’re going to get wet. The recent renovations have increased the value, but the "Liquid Liability" remains a primary concern.

Nap Quality: 4/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

[Metric Definitions]
Safari Exposure
2/5
H2-O-S***
5/5
The Zoomies
2/5
Volatility of Implosion
3/5
Total Kibble Premium
2/5
Tee-Box Stagnation Risk
3/5

Final Audit Conclusion

NEUTRAL ASSET