Report: Stevens Park

LOC: Dallas, TX | REF: STE-26

Auditor Status

Fran_Cert

Capital Outlay

$69

Overall Misery Index

3.4

Logjam Risk

High

I. Auditor's Sentiment

"Little Augusta" with big city prices. The views of the skyline are the only thing keeping the heart rate down after a 5.5-hour round. Stunning, but the pace of play is an absolute asset-drain.

Nap Quality: 4/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

[Metric Definitions]
Safari Exposure
2/5
H2-O-S***
3/5
The Zoomies
5/5
Volatility of Implosion
3/5
Total Kibble Premium
4/5
Tee-Box Stagnation Risk
4/5

Final Audit Conclusion

EQUITY DRAIN