Report: Tenison Glen

LOC: Dallas, TX | REF: TEN-26

Auditor Status

Fran_Cert

Capital Outlay

$36

Overall Misery Index

2.4

Logjam Risk

High

I. Auditor's Sentiment

The "Working Man’s Burden." It’s basic, it’s beat up, and it’s beautiful in its own way. If you can ignore the 10-minute gaps between groups, it’s the cheapest way to lose a ball in East Dallas.

Nap Quality: 3/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

[Metric Definitions]
Safari Exposure
3/5
H2-O-S***
2/5
The Zoomies
4/5
Volatility of Implosion
2/5
Total Kibble Premium
1/5
Tee-Box Stagnation Risk
4/5

Final Audit Conclusion

NEUTRAL ASSET