Report: Texas Rangers Golf Club

LOC: Arlington, TX | REF: TEX-26

Auditor Status

Fran_Cert

Capital Outlay

$145

Overall Misery Index

2.6

Logjam Risk

Medium

I. Auditor's Sentiment

"The Major League Markup." You're playing on the bones of the old Ditto course, but now it has a $140+ price tag. Stunning turf and a clubhouse that feels like a stadium. High "Kibble Premium," but a premier asset.

Nap Quality: 5/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

[Metric Definitions]
Safari Exposure
1/5
H2-O-S***
2/5
The Zoomies
2/5
Volatility of Implosion
3/5
Total Kibble Premium
5/5
Tee-Box Stagnation Risk
3/5

Final Audit Conclusion

NEUTRAL ASSET